For 17,000$ you could buy 11 doses of frozen equine semen.
It’s for breeding your mare to a stallion that is a) not geographically nearby or b) deceased (regardless of location). Depending on the stallion, you can buy a straw (1 dose) for $750 (Donarweiss, a popular dressage stallion) or 8,000 Euro (Totilas, the world record holding top dressage stallion).
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Laurell K. Hamilton (via g0dwithablog)
This sums up how I live my life.
I’ve got no time for panels of paunchy middle-aged men in cargo shorts telling me how they’d prefer me to paint my face for their enjoyment.
My lipstick is for me.
So true. I put on lipstick this morning- bright red, totally inappropriate for daytime casual wear- and I topped it off with super glitter lip gloss. I considered eyeshadow but decided I looked great without it. Now it’s 7 pm and I’m still in my pajamas. AND I LOOK GREAT ANYWAY!
why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape
It’s so true. It’s not like it fell into your buttcrack.
this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college
Who are we kidding, it was relevant in 8th grade, too.