NovaPony
For 17,000$ you could buy 11 doses of frozen equine semen.

17000dollars:

what

It’s for breeding your mare to a stallion that is a) not geographically nearby or b) deceased (regardless of location). Depending on the stallion, you can buy a straw (1 dose) for $750 (Donarweiss, a popular dressage stallion) or 8,000 Euro (Totilas, the world record holding top dressage stallion).

teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
Laurell K. Hamilton  (via g0dwithablog)

This sums up how I live my life.

verily-i-say:

I’ve got no time for panels of paunchy middle-aged men in cargo shorts telling me how they’d prefer me to paint my face for their enjoyment.

My lipstick is for me.

So true. I put on lipstick this morning- bright red, totally inappropriate for daytime casual wear- and I topped it off with super glitter lip gloss. I considered eyeshadow but decided I looked great without it. Now it’s 7 pm and I’m still in my pajamas. AND I LOOK GREAT ANYWAY!

sofriel:

sofriel:

Imagine the #overlyhonestmethods posts from Carlos’s team of scientists.

"This paper is shorter than normal due to the primary researcher turning into a tree before she could finish it."

"Test subjects were selected randomly by loitering outside Big Rico’s and…

punkasslouis:

why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape

It’s so true. It’s not like it fell into your buttcrack.

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

Who are we kidding, it was relevant in 8th grade, too.

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

Who are we kidding, it was relevant in 8th grade, too.

boundbyribbon:

lettherebedoodles:

A Whole New World: Part II

(( Here’s a few more of our favorite ladies. :) Thanks for all of the support everyone! ))

These are quite wonderful!

superdeathsquad:

i noticed everyone else was doing feminist ponies so i decided to do some of my own

crushing misogynistic stereotypes with a finger and a smile ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

melodicmarzipan:

Just imagine if Fluttershy got a crush on someone and her telling Rarity about it and then Rarity trying her best to make sure Fluttershy can talk to this guy and they could hang out but Fluttershy wouldn’t be able to talk to the guy without choking up and Rarity would be Fluttershy’s wingwoman and oh my god I can’t even think about how cute these two are together because then I can’t stop drawing them and coming up with stuff for them.

melodicmarzipan:

Just imagine if Fluttershy got a crush on someone and her telling Rarity about it and then Rarity trying her best to make sure Fluttershy can talk to this guy and they could hang out but Fluttershy wouldn’t be able to talk to the guy without choking up and Rarity would be Fluttershy’s wingwoman and oh my god I can’t even think about how cute these two are together because then I can’t stop drawing them and coming up with stuff for them.